Does it suck??

Elephant:  This elephant does not suck because it represents America; the colors of our flag and our freedom!

Obama:  President Obama does not suck. He is the leader of our country. He protects us.

Harry Potter:  Harry Potter does suck simply because, the books were too long, and the movies were so unrealistic.

Apple: This apple does not suck.  This apple represents technology and how we have evolved into  a computer world.

Star Wars: Star Wars sucks because it is unrealistic and no one would ever wear the clothing these people wear; they look silly.

Facebook: Facebook does not suck.  Facebook is a great link for communication throughout the world with many avenues to meet new people and to reunite with old friends.

McDonalds: McDonalds suck because it is a greasy fat food restaurant with a silly clown to entice children to eat the fattening foods.

Clemson University: Clemson University does not suck. Clemson University represents education and a bright future for incoming freshman.

Lady Gaga: Lady Gaga does not suck simply because she knows how to be herself and is showing everyone to be an individual; do what you feel is good for you.

Justin Bieber:  Justin Bieber sucks simply because his music sucks, and he only attracts a small audience of very young kids.

Sudoku: Sudoku does not suck. It is a great game, popularized by the Japanese, to play with numbers which challenges the mind mathematically.

Avatar: Avatar sucks! Basically Avatar is about little blue men and we all know there is no such thing as bleu men!

Xbox 360: Xbox 360 sucks since all anyone can do is sit on their butt and play games all day. No wonder obesity is so prominent in America.

American Idol: The television show American Idol does not suck. It is great show where people of all ages can show their talents and hopefully get discovered by talent agents.

Glee: Glee sucks. It is just a silly show where adults try to act like they are in high school and compete in singing competitions.

Marlboro:  Marlboro cigarettes suck simply because they smell bad and can cause serious health problems.

Guns: Guns suck. Not much to say here; they kill animals and people! Again, guns suck!

Abortion: Abortion SUCKS!! Abortion is morally wrong; all deserve to live!

Dog in clothes: Wow, a dog in clothes sucks simply because dogs are not Barbie dolls for anyone to play dress up.